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Butter legion has really changed my life! Before I started using butter, I was normal-weighted young man. I didn't have time or money to eat at McDonalds everyday and I wasn't lazy enough to do it. Then I found the solution.. no.. I found a miracle! It was a socialist group called The Butter Legion. I decided to join and give it a try. I soon began consuming truckloads of butter. I could see the results of my efforts almost instantly!

In a week, I was twice as big I was before. Butter worked better than I could've ever imagined! I've never felt better in my life.I got results with little effort and it saved me a lot of time and money. It really works guys!
©2009 ~Danlei
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Author's Comments

I really suck at writing (especially in english) so it was a natural choice for my medium of the first buttery task.

EDIT: Oh, yeah.. almost forgot! My master :iconalexiuss: watches over my trials.

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~zikairo Jul 14, 2009, 9:22:20 AM
hehe reminded me about those tellsell programs that sell pills and to lose weight just the other way around :P

Made my day :)
:icondanlei:
~Danlei Jul 14, 2009, 10:10:19 AM
That was my intention! Glad I managed to imitate them :D

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=alexiuss Jul 14, 2009, 11:00:37 AM
historical?
should be in humor category if anything
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~50reasons Jul 14, 2009, 11:02:53 AM
your english looks pretty natural, what was your first language?

and... truckloads?!?! :rofl:

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~Danlei Jul 14, 2009, 11:09:33 AM
It's because butter is historical! :D

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~Danlei Jul 14, 2009, 11:11:14 AM
Thanks for the compliment!

My first language is finnish. It took me ages to write that story in plain english even though it's a short one. I tried to make as fluent as possible :)

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~Danlei Jul 14, 2009, 11:18:40 AM
And yes, only truckloads of butter satisfies my need for butter! =)

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